What If God Had Voice Mail?

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What If God Had Voice Mail?

Post  Admin on Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:48 pm

*Thank you for calling My Father's house.
Please select one of the following four options:
* Press 1 for requests.
* Press 2 for thanksgiving.
* Press 3 for complaints.
* For all other inquiries, press 4.

*All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

* If you need to speak to God "in person" please call back between the hours of 9 and 5:00 yt. (your time). Monday through Friday. Thank you.

*All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*If you'd like to speak with Gabriel, press 1.

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*For Michael, press 2.

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*For any other angel, press 3.

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

* To hear the original options again press the # sign.

* To hear only the Gabriel options again, press 1 followed by the # sign.

* To hear only the Michael options again, press 2 followed by the # sign.

* To hear only the Angel options again, press 3 followed by the # sign.

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is VERY important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*If you'd like King David to sing a psalm for you, press 6.

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is VERY important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*To find out if your relative is here, enter his/her date of death and follow the options given.

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is VERY important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is VERY important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*For reservations at My Father's House, simply press the letters J-O-H-N, followed by the number 3-1-16

Sorry.... *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is VERY important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's ark is, wait until you get here! Sorry....

*All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line...Your call is VERY important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.

*For Quality Control your call may be monitored. Please enter your 9 digit ID number now.

*Thank you. Your call is now being processed.... please hold.

*Our computers show that you have called once today already. Please hang up immediately and try again tomorrow during regular business hours, Thank you. (tomorrow, )

*Re-dial:

*Sorry, but our office will be closed during the month of January for inventory. However... Your business is VERY important to us so please leave a message at the tone and we'll return your call.... "in the order it was received". Thank you.

Thank God, you can't call Him too often!!! You only need to ring once and God hears you. Because of Jesus, you never get a busy signal. God takes each call and knows each caller personally. When you call and the Lord will answer; you will cry for help and He will say: Here *I AM* !

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